Alexandra Hart-Cornette: "The only thing my husband makes me do is chase Jehovah's Witnesses off our porch, naked, at 8 in the morning."
“Don’t mistake kindness for weakness. I was raised in a dungeon, sweetheart.”
“Yes, I’m a Hart. No, that doesn’t mean I won’t slap you with my purse.”
“If one more person calls me ‘Mrs. Cornette’ in that tone, I’m swinging my purse like it’s a tag rope.”
“My eyeliner’s darker than your intentions.”
“Yes, Jim and I had sex in the Hart family dungeon. No, I will not elaborate.”
“I’m the sweet one until I’m not, capisce?”
Katerina Volkova: "Irwin, nyet, calm!!"
Lucille Helmsley: "This is a scandal... I need a brandy."